Happy Birthday, Be

Yes, I know that Be's birthday is past, but I want the world to know that though I tease her, I really do love her. So I am publishing the text contents of the birthday card I made for her. And I was on time in giving it to her.


Front page:

To help me

wish you a
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I will quote from a
song by Ray Charles:

I love you
so much
it hurls me!

Middle page:

OOPS!
That was supposed
to say:

Last page:

I love you so much
it HURTS me!

As we both know,
when I am not with
you I am disoriented,
unmotivated, and
largely lost. Thank
you for being my
wife.

Happy Birthday!

Love, Bo

A Remarkable Talent

My wife has a wonderful ability to create interesting the useful shapes from plastic using items from the kitchen to heat them. In an earlier post, I showed a re-sized plastic bottle that she created using the dish washer. Below is another creation she made using the dish washer. It is an ergonomic pie server.




Next we have something that I think might make us not worry about retirement funds for the rest of our lives. We could sell tickets for people to view the "leaning tower of Chili Powder." What do you think?